Diferentes líquidos y sus densidades
for a second, i thought this a weird version of a pousse cafe. >.>
(Source: psychoactivelectricity, via jkimisyellow)
“Which will, in turn release ‘adrenaline’ needed to ‘catch’ them.”
This is why it pays to have a friend in med school. The otherwise random beginning of a video by SM is actually legitimate science.
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When something bad happens:
True is it that we have seen better days.
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When something REALLY bad happens:
O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
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When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so:
The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
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When my girlfriend abandons me for food:
FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
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When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them:
BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
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When I burn something while cooking:
MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
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When human stupidity frustrates me:
LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
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When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins:
NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
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When I'm broke:
My pride fell with my fortunes
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When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues:
OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
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When someone disagrees with me:
THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
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When I argue with my boyfriend:
The course of true love never did run smooth.
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When I'm embarrassed:
MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
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Someone says "Good Night":
Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
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When I'm doing the laundry:
OUT, damned spot!
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